the secret plan

in between the lolcats & #occupy
& listless lists of things to do before you die
lurks the kinds of creature sifting through the news
for facts that always seem to point back to the jews
the tawdry little secrets of the great & good
& leaders all too human don't do what they should
a conspiracy so secret even you can work it out?
you talk shit about shit about which you don't know shit about
all the way from Washington to Pakistan
the secret plan is that there is no secret plan

surely there's enough corruption in your day
to blow these webs of paranoia all away?
the books & films that claim to bring their plots to light
guess these illuminati can't be all that bright
information maketh not a better man
the secret plan is that there is no secret plan