yoghurt chewer

with promises of ancient nonsense
ringing in your ears
you allow yourself to feel that
you're more equal than your peers
you say snobbery's beneath you
& you claim it makes you sick
but your quest for true enlightenment
has made you such a dick

& you place your faith in anything
that comes from far away
while your gurus laugh behind your back
at everything you say
& you tell me all about it
though I wish you would refrain
'cos you keep your mind so open
you're about to lose your brain

yoghurt chewer!

you're a yoghurt chewer baby
a yoghurt chewer now
you're a yoghurt chewer baby
won't you show me how?